… mhm, hearty, delicious, and beguiling

Best meat and sausages, always freshly butchered.

If the happy, beguiling, little pig doesn’t convince you then maybe the reminder that the meat is “freshly butchered” or in a more literal translation: freshly slaughtered.

I’ve shown this butchery sign before which is not surprising since I can see it on every stroll around our neighbourhood.

Double-dipping for FOWC with Fandango: Beguile and Ragtag Daily Prompt: Stroll

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Spring in monochrome

Monochrome Madness has a free week, i.e. no fixed prompt. Just share your monochrome photos on any subject with Leanne’s site and we can all have look at them. I picked almond blossoms for this week.

If you’re a sparrow don’t get into his flightpath

Two sparrows were frolicking in a footbath
Thinking that it was their own private birdbath.
Along came a peregrine,
A bird of prey, decidedly keen -
Who turned the scene in a bloodbath.

When I was looking for rhymes with bath I came upon “Bundesrath” in a rhyming dictionary. There are two things wrong with that listing. For one, the normal spelling is “Bundesrat”, writing “Rat” like “Rath” is very ancient and predates the German second chamber (aka “Bundesrat”) by something like 150 years. But the th would never be pronounced anyway. So here goes my second limerick:

A journalist reporting from Bath
talked extensively about the Bundesrath.
My teutonic feelings were stirred!
How could he pronounce this word
With a th? That’s clearly the sign of sociopath.

Laughing Along with a Limerick: Bath

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