I immediately thought of this conundrum when I saw the prompt:

You are driving in a car, keeping at a constant speed. On your right side is a slope. On your left side is a huge fire engine, driving at exactly the same speed as yourself. A large pig is galopping in front of you, definitely bigger than your car and you can’t overtake. You are being pursued by a helicopter flying on street level.

What will you do to get out of this situation unscathed?

Simple solution: Get down from the children’s carousel and stop drinking mulled wine!

The Ragtag Daily Prompt: Carousel