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Dog Over Lollipop

Under dog lies lollipop.“ Borys had never unlearned his heavy Russian accent which came with its own grammatical challenges. “It make good picture for decorate house,” he added.  He took out his old Zorki, focussed manually and took the photograph just in time before the dog ran away. He had it developed and sold it to an art gallery in a hexagonal frame for good money.

Can You Tell a Story in … 66 words, including underdog, lollipop, decorate, hexagon, money, and photograph

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Switch

He had this little verse, just for situations like this. He whispered it in the mirror with pouted lips and heavy lidded bedroom eyes. In an instant he switched his personality. 

She put on her pink sweater over the purple tank-top with built-in boobs and off she went downtown, to rave the night away in the exclusive dance club. She would lose herself in the beat of the pounding techno music. No apology!

Can You Tell a Story in … 73 words including verse, lip, switch, sweater, rave, exclusive and apology

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An Armadillo

His documents state his profession as “comic wrestler”. What it means is that he performs in pink tights and a tutu between the professional wrestling bouts. He pirouettes on stage, then screams a single syllable, something like “Knoutsh!” or “Brang!”, and ends up with egg … Continue reading An Armadillo

A Diploma Regained

The tower was surrounded by a moat allowing access only via a hopelessly overdrawn drawbridge. “Champagne! ” hollered the guard dangling off the railing inside the wrong side of the gate. He had just revived his suspended diploma!

Can You Tell a Story in … 38 words including tower, overdrawn, champagne, and diploma.

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Escape and all that jazz

Louis was an octogenarian, imprisoned by his children in a bargain clinic. Escape was going to be difficult. It was in the middle in a swamp. They had even taken away his belt. But Louis was resourceful. He took some spaghetti noodles and threaded them through the slings making a decent pair of dungarees. He’d pass as a janitor. The break-out was on!

#Can you Tell a Story in … 63 words: noodles clinic swamp dungarees octogenerian bargain

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Space Acne

„Put a leaf of lettuce on your face. That’ll clear up your acne before you can say ‘wheelbarrow’”. Daphne grinned at the alien spaceman who proffered her a head of red cabbage. “That’s no lettuce,” she growled. “That’s a head of tobacco.” Right on cue the Romulan husky barked:  “Let’s share a rollie then.”

Can you tell a story in … 54 words

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