There once was an old man who couldn’t chew. So he lived on porridge and beef broth and goo.But he wanted a treat,He hankered for meatRather than baby food, wouldn’t you? Laughing Along with a Limerick: Chew
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The one about the super mum
There once were sextuplets who all were nursed By their very own mother who suffered from thirstAfter this very exhausting chore. She emptied a bottle and then some more,Turned to her brood and yelled: “So, who’s on first?” Laughing Along with a Limerick: First
The one about the avid athlete
A young man from France went out for a jog.He ran every day, come rain, shine or fog.He jogged through the ‘hood,He jogged through the wood.Until he stopped – ‘cause he’d met a hog. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Jog
The one about unrequited love
Cordelia fell in love with the lord of the manor.She was introduced and dropped this clanger:“I looks in your eyesAnd I promptly cries.”He rejected her on account of her grammar. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Eyes
A plunging limerick
A girl called Alice in WonderlandConsidered herself to be rather grand.But she was so boringthat people kept snoringunless she showed them her mammary gland. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Land
The Irish Limerick
There once were three Irish girls who wanted to trekfrom Stansted to Kerry without leaving their wallet a wreck.The flight was real cheap, yet the charges were many and the charges were steep.Feckity – feckity – feckity – feck. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Wreck … Continue reading The Irish Limerick
The Imperfect Limerick
They were sunbathing near our local lake.Everything was real, nothing was fake.The beer was flowing.The bellies were showing.Nobody was bothered that they were nake-d. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Fake
Having a Blast with a Limerick
Riding along on a train in sweltering heat in BahrainWas a young man looking uncannily like Cain,The first ever murderer that we know of.But this one here was a show off.He was not planning to use a club but hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane. PS: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane (commonly known as … Continue reading Having a Blast with a Limerick
Nice work if you can get it
A grand old fish used to clean his gillsall by himself with considerable skills.But he got old and less bendableThen a cleaner fish announced: “I’ll do it, I’m dependable.”Just let me do the work – and I’ll send the bills!” Laughing Along with a Limerick: … Continue reading Nice work if you can get it
A True Story from H3
There once was a woman who had set her heartOn becoming a Harriett. She gave it a start:She came and she ran,She drank and she sang.And because of her skills they named her Jelly Tart. Laughing along with a Limerick: Jelly PS: A Harriett is … Continue reading A True Story from H3
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