Cordelia fell in love with the lord of the manor.She was introduced and dropped this clanger:“I looks in your eyesAnd I promptly cries.”He rejected her on account of her grammar. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Eyes
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A plunging limerick
A girl called Alice in WonderlandConsidered herself to be rather grand.But she was so boringthat people kept snoringunless she showed them her mammary gland. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Land
The Irish Limerick
There once were three Irish girls who wanted to trekfrom Stansted to Kerry without leaving their wallet a wreck.The flight was real cheap, yet the charges were many and the charges were steep.Feckity – feckity – feckity – feck. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Wreck … Continue reading The Irish Limerick
The Imperfect Limerick
They were sunbathing near our local lake.Everything was real, nothing was fake.The beer was flowing.The bellies were showing.Nobody was bothered that they were nake-d. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Fake
Having a Blast with a Limerick
Riding along on a train in sweltering heat in BahrainWas a young man looking uncannily like Cain,The first ever murderer that we know of.But this one here was a show off.He was not planning to use a club but hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane. PS: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane (commonly known as … Continue reading Having a Blast with a Limerick
Nice work if you can get it
A grand old fish used to clean his gillsall by himself with considerable skills.But he got old and less bendableThen a cleaner fish announced: “I’ll do it, I’m dependable.”Just let me do the work – and I’ll send the bills!” Laughing Along with a Limerick: … Continue reading Nice work if you can get it
A True Story from H3
There once was a woman who had set her heartOn becoming a Harriett. She gave it a start:She came and she ran,She drank and she sang.And because of her skills they named her Jelly Tart. Laughing along with a Limerick: Jelly PS: A Harriett is … Continue reading A True Story from H3
Spawning Season
A fat and clumsy, yet basically happy toadHopped exhausted down the old country road.She followed her star. Then collapsed next to her mating spa, And gasped: “Next year, I find a river and float in a boat.” Laughing Along with a Limerick: Road
Cold Shower
There once was a wooly, insolent eweWho brazenly bleated: “Hey, YOU,Shepherd! l neither want nor need This overwhelming, sweltering heat!”The shepherd stayed cool and dreamed of stew. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Heat
Aspirations
There was a boy who wanted to be a hero like Aragorn.
But his grandma kept saying: I must warn
You against such heroism. 'tis but a folly!
Rather be gay and fancy and jolly
And aim on becoming a unicorn!
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Warn
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