They were sunbathing near our local lake.Everything was real, nothing was fake.The beer was flowing.The bellies were showing.Nobody was bothered that they were nake-d. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Fake
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Having a Blast with a Limerick
Riding along on a train in sweltering heat in BahrainWas a young man looking uncannily like Cain,The first ever murderer that we know of.But this one here was a show off.He was not planning to use a club but hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane. PS: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane (commonly known as … Continue reading Having a Blast with a Limerick
Nice work if you can get it
A grand old fish used to clean his gillsall by himself with considerable skills.But he got old and less bendableThen a cleaner fish announced: “I’ll do it, I’m dependable.”Just let me do the work – and I’ll send the bills!” Laughing Along with a Limerick: … Continue reading Nice work if you can get it
A True Story from H3
There once was a woman who had set her heartOn becoming a Harriett. She gave it a start:She came and she ran,She drank and she sang.And because of her skills they named her Jelly Tart. Laughing along with a Limerick: Jelly PS: A Harriett is … Continue reading A True Story from H3
Spawning Season
A fat and clumsy, yet basically happy toadHopped exhausted down the old country road.She followed her star. Then collapsed next to her mating spa, And gasped: “Next year, I find a river and float in a boat.” Laughing Along with a Limerick: Road
Cold Shower
There once was a wooly, insolent eweWho brazenly bleated: “Hey, YOU,Shepherd! l neither want nor need This overwhelming, sweltering heat!”The shepherd stayed cool and dreamed of stew. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Heat
Aspirations
There was a boy who wanted to be a hero like Aragorn.
But his grandma kept saying: I must warn
You against such heroism. 'tis but a folly!
Rather be gay and fancy and jolly
And aim on becoming a unicorn!
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Warn
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A tankard by any other name
A dapper young man was exceedingly proud of his stein.
He considers it to be the only one of its kind.
He always made sure it was clean,
Yet invariably called it a steen.
WRONG! But who cares if it is full of wine?
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Clean
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Dispensable
There once was a princess who’d always wince:I don’t want to marry, I don’t want a prince.I am a woman with goals of my own.I don’t need a man next to me on a throne.So she became queen and has ruled ever since. Laughing Along … Continue reading Dispensable
The Score
All alone fair Charlotte stood on the dance floor.
Back in the shadows they called her a cheap “wh…”.
They wanted her out.
But she let out a shout:
“I’m here. I am woman, so now hear me roar!”
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Floor
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