There once was a wooly, insolent eweWho brazenly bleated: “Hey, YOU,Shepherd! l neither want nor need This overwhelming, sweltering heat!”The shepherd stayed cool and dreamed of stew. Laughing Along with a Limerick: Heat
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Aspirations
There was a boy who wanted to be a hero like Aragorn.
But his grandma kept saying: I must warn
You against such heroism. 'tis but a folly!
Rather be gay and fancy and jolly
And aim on becoming a unicorn!
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Warn
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A tankard by any other name
A dapper young man was exceedingly proud of his stein.
He considers it to be the only one of its kind.
He always made sure it was clean,
Yet invariably called it a steen.
WRONG! But who cares if it is full of wine?
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Clean
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Dispensable
There once was a princess who’d always wince:I don’t want to marry, I don’t want a prince.I am a woman with goals of my own.I don’t need a man next to me on a throne.So she became queen and has ruled ever since. Laughing Along … Continue reading Dispensable
The Score
All alone fair Charlotte stood on the dance floor.
Back in the shadows they called her a cheap “wh…”.
They wanted her out.
But she let out a shout:
“I’m here. I am woman, so now hear me roar!”
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Floor
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You never know what you’re gonna get.
Once in the woods a mouse met a fox.
The mouse was a male with long flowing locks.
The fox was also a boy.
And at first they were coy -
Then they thought of their life as a chocolate box.
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Box
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The end of her dream
There once was a girl who had a life-long dream.
She wanted to be known as an internet meme
In the world wide web on social media
With a special entry in wikipedia.
No luck! In frustration she could do nothing but scream.
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Scream
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Two Oceans
There once was a young man from the Cape
Who worked very hard to stay in shape.
He kept in perpetual motion
Running from ocean to ocean
Ending after 56 k at the finishing tape.
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Cape
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Spa Moment
There once was a goat who was fond of her feet.
When she got mucky and dirty she’d loudly bleat.
She hoped for help to get them clean.
The resident fleas were exceptionally keen.
They considered sucking her hooves a particular treat.
Laughing Along with a Limerick: Treat
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A Hitchhiker’s Guide to a Limerick
There once was a young man from Dundee
Who wanted to get to Glasgow for free.
He stood by the side
of the road. No ride!
He wept even though he showed his bare knee.
Esther want to go Laughing Along with a Limerick: Ride today.
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