„Put a leaf of lettuce on your face. That’ll clear up your acne before you can say ‘wheelbarrow’”. Daphne grinned at the alien spaceman who proffered her a head of red cabbage. “That’s no lettuce,” she growled. “That’s a head of tobacco.” Right on cue the Romulan husky barked:  “Let’s share a rollie then.”

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