There is a German song*, and it goes:

Ich hab den Vater Rhein in seinem Bett geseh’n
ja der hat’s wunderschön,
der braucht nie aufzusteh’n.
Und rechts und links vom Bett
da steht der beste Wein –
ach wäre ich doch nur der alte Vater Rhein!

I’ve seen old Father Rhine lying in his bed, he has a wonderful lot in life as he never needs to get up.
And to the right and to left of his bed he has the best wine – oh, I wish I was the old Father Rhine!

It’s the best bed I could think of!

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 * Kurt Adolf Thelen (1960)