I’m in a jokey mood today having already told a joke in the comment section, and I could only think of this when I saw the prompt:
A farmer had three beautiful daughters and was very protective of them. He always welcomed suitors with a shotgun by his side and they had to state their intentions.
The first boy came up to the door and said: “Hello, my name is Freddy. I’m here for Betty. I want to take her out for spaghetti.” The farmer thought this was acceptable so he allowed his daugther to go out with him.
The second boy came up and said: “Hello, my name is Joe. I’m here for Flo. I want to take her to a show.” The farmer considered this, relented and let his daughter out of the house.
The third boy said: “Hello, my name is Chuck -” The farmer shot ihm on sight.
